Marriage

Marriage
   
    
If you  want someone who will eat whatever you put in front  of him
And never say it's not quite as good as  his mother's

 

..then  adopt a dog.

If  you want someone always willing to go out, at any  hour,
For as long and wherever you want   ...

..then  adopt a dog.

If  you want someone who will never touch the remote,  doesn't care
About football, and can sit next to  you as you watch romantic movies

..then  adopt a dog.

If  you want someone who is content to get on your bed  just to
Warm your feet and whom you can push off  if he snores

..then  adopt a dog !

If  you want someone who never criticizes what you do,  doesn't care
If you are pretty or ugly, fat or  thin, young or old, who acts as if
Every word you  say is especially worthy of listening to, and  loves
You unconditionally, perpetually  ..

..then  adopt a dog.

BUT,  on the other hand, if you want someone who will  never come
When you call, ignores you totally  when you come home, leaves hair
All over the  place, walks all over you, runs around all night and  only
Comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if  your entire existence
Is solely to ensure his  happiness .,
.
 
 
 

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..then  adopt a cat!

Now  be honest, you thought I was gonna say... Marry a  man, didn't you?


Send this to all the  women you know to brighten their day.
Send this  to all the men just to annoy them!



 
You...

....have   a GREAT  Day!!!