CUSSING IN CHURCH

CUSSING  IN CHURCH 

A crusty old man walks into the  local   Baptist Church and  says to the  secretary, 'I would like to join this damn  church.'    The astonished woman replies, 'I  beg your pardon, sir.  I must have  misunderstood  you. What did you say?'   'Listen up, damn it.     I  said I want to join this damn church!'   'I'm very sorry  sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this      church.'  The secretary leaves her desk and goes  into the pastor's study to inform     him of  her  situation.  The pastor agrees that the  secretary does not have to listen to that foul  language.  They both return to her office and the pastor asks the  old geezer,    'Sir,  what seems to be the problem here?'  'There is no damn problem,' the man says. 'I just won  $200 million bucks  in the  damn lottery and I want to  join this damn church to get rid of some of  this damn  money.'  'I see,' said the pastor.         'And is this  bitch giving you a hard time?'